all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar
Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person
This doesn't affect the speed of the developing relationship at all, but does make for a very passive aggressive narrator.
“They looked into each other’s eyes for a long moment...again. Notably, they were not kissing.”
"They touched hands for a brief moment, and in that moment they did not in fact grab each other and make out. By all rights they should have, I mean you could cut the sexual tension with a knife, but oh my GOD were they dumb."
i have 3 moods:
What’s an iPod?
been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…
Every timestamp on this post makes me want to put a brick through a window
it’s been 10 years…
Being followed by a car for 2 turns in the city: "I'm about to be murdered. Let me call my mom and write my will because this is it"
Being followed by a car for 6 hours on country highways: "The relationship between Blue Subaru and I is beyond compare. We're family. My road brother."